A bunch of shitby catfishcatfish on 12-26-2009
So I have been slacking and didn't pay my interweb bill. It's paid and Uncle Fred cut the lights back on. Sorry for the delay and thanks for all the emails. The fire that got lit under my ass actually came from A22 and his new site www.surfingbeans.com. Some silly ass shit going on in there. You all may or may not know that I actually invented blogging a long long time ago because BMX is both awesome and hilarious and it needed documented. We all live crazy ass lives because of these bikes and it's awesome to see another site telling it like it is. Here are some pictures from the last couple months.
This was in FOB hunter on the border of Iraq and Iran. That is a Blackhawk helicopter that I just got out of with my sweet sweet bmx,
At first glance you might think this picture is racist. Trust me it's not. It is NEVER EVER socially acceptable to throw up a Nazi sign for a picture. UNLESS. And this is the ONLY UNLESS!!! Unless the person you are throwing the Nazi sign up is actually named NAZI. Check the name tag. See you all in Hell. Kuwait. 2009
Salt Lake City Dew Tour. The sky was crazy. I don't know who that is riding. TJ? Ridaz.
Chris Gentry with his boombox and beer ready to start the hotel parking lot party. SLC.
Three important things about this picture. 1.Its Hucker. 2. He's drunk 3. He's doing a hangfive faster than i have EVER EVER EVER EVER seen anyone do one. Hucker rules. SLC
Mikey and Big Daddy. I love this picture.
Nyquinch. So much shit went down this day. We were supposed to go on a rafting trip like in years past but Andy Bell got too Hollywood for everybody and cancelled when we were already in the bus. I was pissed. Ryan here made the best of the situation and got wasty facety. He even pissed in two bottles hoping to throw the piss on someone. However he got too dunk and forgot and ended up getting two bottles of his own piss dumped on his head, Classic.
Earlier this year in Hamburg, Germany- Me and BK came upon some ladies of the night. As we got closer the blonde one starts rattling off some german. I told her we don't speak German and when she realized we were American she simply said "Hey boys!!! FUCKING? SUCKING?" And ever since then BK and I always use the term. On twitter we just do FKSK but you get the point. This was my teams name bowling on the day Andy Bell sold us out.
Anyone that has stayed in a hotel with me knows i feed off of the gnarly shit the web has to offer. I have seen EVERYTHING there is too see in this life. I like to share sometimes with others. Garrett, Dennis, Big Daddy, and Seth Klinger all feeling my wrath of something really really bad.
Shout out to Dead Guy Jon from Oregon and Rhonda for the wild parties in the suite at the Palms. Pano shot from interbike.
You already know.
Texas airport. I hate Americans. Really? You actually made that a sign? Fuck you Texas.
Team DK at the Nike 6.0 Tunnel Jam. We should have won. :)
This was HUGE for me. First time ever to Southsea. Brush up on your BMX history and know why this place is so important. Shout out to Effraim for being fucking awesome.
Maddog outside the bar in England. We tried to sneak him in but the bouncers werent having it so we roamed the streets and wrecked shop with the lasers.
Speaking of lasers.
Mexico wins my favorite food award for 2009. So much nom nom.
My friends from a Mexican gang. I liked the chubby one.
Laser picture from Iraq. I love the lasers.