CatfishCatfish

Food bitch.

I like food. A lot. Here is a bunch of food my fat ass has ingested.

This was in Germany, Still hard to let some shit go i guess.

This was in Iraq. I bet it's either Joos or Ayran. Probably don't drink both.

This is my favorite! Kabab! It's chicken or beef or sometimes pork and its shaved off like a Gyro. Usually served with salad and fries. I love this stuff. Shoutout to the baklava! This was also in Germany.

Another Kebab. This one in Rotterdamn, Netherlands.

AHHHH Vapiano!!! Let me count the ways!!! One of the best Italian spots ever. Its like Subway but with good Italian food. There is one around the corner from the host hotel in Tallinn, Estonia and we hit it up NONSTOP. There are only 5 of these in the US. I HIGHLY suggest going if you live close. They have everything yum yum. Above (Estonia) is spicy Pasta and below (Cologne, Germany) is Turkey Salat.

Helsinki, Finland is where I ate this delicious Reindeer meatball dinner. Brad Simms actually told me to get it. He knows whats up. This was NomNom.

ahhh Stars and Bars!! This was in Monaco for the Ninja Spin flatland contest. I went nuts the last night and orders and ton of "americanized food". Sometimes when you are away from home..nothing is better than a good ol burger. This meal was over 50 bucks for nachos, a cheeseburger, and pecan pie. Worth every penny.

Street meat from China. You can find this stuff all over the streets of China. It is so tasty. There is so much to choose from. It looks like I had meat (beef?), green beans, mushrooms, and potatoes. All this food cost me less than a dollar.

Another yum from China. Hot Pot restaurant. Hot ass water meets meat and veggies. Add some rice and a beer and you are dialed. Dinner for 6 is roughly 20 bucks.

Yeah..the do things different in China.

Mexico definitely wins my favorite food award of 2009. Never a bad meal and I smashed some food down there. This was just a sample. Beef tacos with lime and fresh avocado. mmmm

A bunch of shit

So I have been slacking and didn't pay my interweb bill. It's paid and Uncle Fred cut the lights back on. Sorry for the delay and thanks for all the emails. The fire that got lit under my ass actually came from A22 and his new site www.surfingbeans.com. Some silly ass shit going on in there. You all may or may not know that I actually invented blogging a long long time ago because BMX is both awesome and hilarious and it needed documented. We all live crazy ass lives because of these bikes and it's awesome to see another site telling it like it is. Here are some pictures from the last couple months.

This was in FOB hunter on the border of Iraq and Iran. That is a Blackhawk helicopter that I just got out of with my sweet sweet bmx,

At first glance you might think this picture is racist. Trust me it's not. It is NEVER EVER socially acceptable to throw up a Nazi sign for a picture. UNLESS. And this is the ONLY UNLESS!!! Unless the person you are throwing the Nazi sign up is actually named NAZI. Check the name tag. See you all in Hell. Kuwait. 2009

Salt Lake City Dew Tour. The sky was crazy. I don't know who that is riding. TJ? Ridaz.

Chris Gentry with his boombox and beer ready to start the hotel parking lot party. SLC.

Three important things about this picture. 1.Its Hucker. 2. He's drunk 3. He's doing a hangfive faster than i have EVER EVER EVER EVER seen anyone do one. Hucker rules. SLC

Mikey and Big Daddy. I love this picture.

Nyquinch. So much shit went down this day. We were supposed to go on a rafting trip like in years past but Andy Bell got too Hollywood for everybody and cancelled when we were already in the bus. I was pissed. Ryan here made the best of the situation and got wasty facety. He even pissed in two bottles hoping to throw the piss on someone. However he got too dunk and forgot and ended up getting two bottles of his own piss dumped on his head, Classic.

Earlier this year in Hamburg, Germany- Me and BK came upon some ladies of the night. As we got closer the blonde one starts rattling off some german. I told her we don't speak German and when she realized we were American she simply said "Hey boys!!! FUCKING? SUCKING?" And ever since then BK and I always use the term. On twitter we just do FKSK but you get the point. This was my teams name bowling on the day Andy Bell sold us out.

Anyone that has stayed in a hotel with me knows i feed off of the gnarly shit the web has to offer. I have seen EVERYTHING there is too see in this life. I like to share sometimes with others. Garrett, Dennis, Big Daddy, and Seth Klinger all feeling my wrath of something really really bad.

Shout out to Dead Guy Jon from Oregon and Rhonda for the wild parties in the suite at the Palms. Pano shot from interbike.

You already know.

Texas airport. I hate Americans. Really? You actually made that a sign? Fuck you Texas.

Team DK at the Nike 6.0 Tunnel Jam. We should have won. :)

This was HUGE for me. First time ever to Southsea. Brush up on your BMX history and know why this place is so important. Shout out to Effraim for being fucking awesome.

Maddog outside the bar in England. We tried to sneak him in but the bouncers werent having it so we roamed the streets and wrecked shop with the lasers.

Speaking of lasers.

Mexico wins my favorite food award for 2009. So much nom nom.

My friends from a Mexican gang. I liked the chubby one.

Laser picture from Iraq. I love the lasers.

hit em wit it

Ok...so I have been MIA for a hot minute on here. Between facebook.com/catfishcatfish and twitter.com/catfishcatfish I have been posting a ton of updates of my adventures. Here is a bunch of wildness from the last month. Basically it's been nonstop. From Estonia i was home for a day and then it was off to Iraq for a stint. All I can say is that Iraq totally changed my life in so many ways. Ask me about it sometime. From Iraq I literally was in Ohio for less than 4 hours and then it was off to Salt Lake City for the 4th stop of the Dew Tour. Maddog finally got on the podium and I almost cried. For real, little buddy is like my son and I was stoked that all his hard work finally paid off. He's just getting started. After SLC we stayed an extra day to go tubing but bitch ass Andy Bell sold us out. Not stoked on that dude. Whatever..go get nitro circused dude. Fucker wasted a day of my life I can't get back. Regardless-I got to ride Berringers and that is ALWAYS a treat. I then drove down to Vegas for Interbike with Christian Rigal, Dennis Enerson, and Garrett Reynolds. NAMEDROPS. Dennis is the worst driver in the fucking world. One of the best riders on the earf..one of the worst drivers. Interbike was crazy. Shout out to Tuscon Jon aka Dead Guy Jon for the party at the Palms. Such a good time. I also want to give a HUGE shoutout to Ride Coverboy Kurtis Elwell andAA National Champ Khalen Young. Each of them pulled me aside and gave me props for what I am doing. When dudes like that are giving you props...you are doing something right. Thanks boys. I flew home and get to spend a few days in Ohio before heading off to England for the Nike 6.0 Tunnel Jam. Drew B and Maddog are going with so it should be a romping good time.